things my grandpas get teased about

• having a favorite child


• having favorite grandchildren (the favorite child's children)


• his deaf ears


• the names he calls his wife


• his defensiveness


• how he doesn't finish a story when no one listens to the 1st sentence


• his bad stomach......ew


• his dentures


• his facial expressions- wide, open mouth being the main one


• his weird sayings, ex: "it's rainin' harder than a cow peein' on a flat rock"


• his loud, loud, talking because he can't hear


• how short he is


• not sleeping with his wife


• his gimp- he used to ride bulls:)