- i have had braces since the 7th grade
- i have to wear headgear at night
- i wear glasses/contacts
- i use nasal spray for my allergies
- i use an inhaler during track
- i have a tender tummy that can not handle certain foods
- i read books and magazines while on the john
- i get good grades in my classes
- sometimes i take 3 hour baths because i get absorbed in my book
- i am very clumsy- i trip over the same rug every day
i personally believe that these qualities that i possess qualify me for the title of "nerd". if i had 2 or 3 of these things, i wouldn't be such a dork. but i have all 10. lucky me.
This is hilarious. You poor kids. I can just picture those old 80's movies with the nerdy kid in head gear...you hardly fit the description I see. Maybe it is beauty queen by day, and nerd by night! :-)
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